Sumo the Bum Biter

Jacques Chirac, the former French President, has had to get rid of his dog Sumo, a very sweet-looking White Maltese, because the dog has become increasingly violent.

In Sumo's latest attack, he bit Monsieur Chirac on the bottom. Ooh la la!

The dog, according to recent reports, had been suffering from depression and was on medication. Sumo will now spend the rest of his days in a farm in the French countryside.